If I were a month, I’d be July.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4 am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a sea turtle
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a fainting chair.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be -
If I were a liquid, I’d be an acid .
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Onyx.
If I were a tree, I’d be an Aspen tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a drill.
If I were a flower, I’d be an Anemone.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a thunderstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be purple
If I were an emotion, I’d be apprehension.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a fig.
If I were a sound, I’d be a laugh.
If I were an element, I’d be Fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a pink Cadillac.
If I were a food, I’d be a lollipop.
If I were a place, I’d be Denver.
If I were a material, I’d be soft.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be cotton candy.
If I were an object, I’d be a stapler.
If I were a body part, I’d be an eye.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a puppy dog face .
If I were a song, I’d be Dear Blank .
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be flipflops.